Yep: Another entry from Buffy’s original blog.com site. This one dates back to February 2015. If anyone ever finds out the answer to the bald question, let me know. 

 

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. Yeah, that’s sweet, but Buffy isn’t known for her show tunes, so let’s move on to the obvious.

Some things just don’t make sense. And things that don’t make sense keep me questioning the world as we know it. The World as We Know It — upper casing has been assigned intentionally — encompasses two primary categories: (i) taken for granted, and (ii) political correctness. The latter is for another day because I’m typing at break-neck speed to get outta here and over to what will be most certainly be an efficiently run dance competition that ends the stroke before midnight. (Note to self: dance moms blog entry).

In the interest of time (mine), let’s jump straight into today’s dissection of the things taken for granted and never questioned. So let’s question them together, shall we?

• Do vegans count sheep when they can’t sleep?

• Why aren’t playoffs called playons? Similar question for cook-offs.

• Along those lines, why are crayons not called crayoffs?

• Why do golfers and tennis players demand complete silence when other athletes don’t? (Seriously, can you imagine being told to zip your lip and sit quietly at football, baseball, soccer and volleyball games?)

• Why do we stretch in the seventh inning and not in another inning?

• Why did Seinfeld have such a lousy finale?

• Why does Kim Kardashian get all the big butt praise?

• If the Theory of Evolution was correct, wouldn’t monkeys be gone?

• When parents tell their teens not to be too late, what time is too late?

• What color is bald on a driver’s license?

• Can you appraise a picture that tells a thousand words?

• Why doesn’t honey come in a plastic bee?

• Where do astronauts stare when they’re already in space?

• Why does grass only have a smell when it’s mowed?

• Does a cursing Frenchman say, “Pardon my English”?

• Why are buttons on a lady’s blouse opposite of a man’s shirt?

• Why isn’t Allstate insurance available in every state?

• What are quakes on other planets called?

• What made her a bad mama jama?

And if these questions and many, Many, MANY more aren’t enough to make Buffy bitchy, then I don’t know what is.

Only Buffy isn’t really bitchy, because I haven’t arrived at the dance competition yet.